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Jheri Curls (NSFW)

Dippity-Do
I always wanted to write a song that had a legitimate reason to include Dippity-Do. The samples are what makes this one NSFW. A parody of Rick Springfield's "Jessie's Girl".




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Jerry's been a friend
Yeah, you know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to
define
Jerry's got this brand new hairdoo
And I wish that it were mine

Because it's got fantastic size
And it's got such a thick volume
I just know it
And he wraps it in a towel
When he washes it at night

You know I wish that I had
Jheri Curls
I wish that I had
Jheri Curls
Why can't I have a hairdoo like that?

I played along with this charade
Though other people seem to think I have mange
You know I squealed like a girl when I saw Jerry's doo
But to make my hair look like that
Takes a little more than Dippity-Do

Because it's got fantastic size
And it's got such a thick volume
I just know it
And he wraps it in a towel
When he washes it at night

You know I wish that I had
Jheri Curls
I wish that I had
Jheri Curls
Why can't I have a hairdoo like that?

Like Jheri Curls
I wish that I had
Jheri Curls
Why can't I have
Why can't I have a hairdoo like that?

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' where my lost hairs can be
There's a pattern to this baldness of mine
Could it be my heredity? (NO!)

Tell me
Why can't I have a hairdoo like that?

You know I wish that I had
Jheri Curls
I wish that I had
Jheri Curls
I want
Jheri Curls
Why can't I have a hairdoo like that?

Like Jheri Curls
I wish that I had
Jheri Curls
I want, I want
Jheri Curls
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

[Solo]

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
Where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl


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