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Let Your Hair Fall on the Floor

Rudy
                    Giuliani
Dedicated to the King of Comb-overs, Rudy Giuliani. A parody of Pete Townshend's "Let My Love Open the Door".




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Lyrics
Original Lyrics
When people keep retreating
'Cause you ain't got no follicles
When everbody keeps repeating
"Su cabeza refleja la luz." (your head relfects the sun)

Chorus
Let your hair fall on the floor
Let your hair fall on the floor
Let your hair fall on the floor
Where's your part?

When all your drains need a plumber
Every comb seems unkind
Get some forehead wax and a quarter
Find some kid to give you a shine

<Chorus>

But that don't mean that you ain't smart
Look at your company's new org chart
On your way to the top pay
Don't let loose hairs get in the way

Let your hair fall on the floor
It's happening for sure
I think on that we can all agree
There's one thing that'll set you free
And that's a toupee

<Chorus>

When tragedy befalls you
Rogaine just lets you down
Don't be a Giuliani
Don't comb it over or around

Chorus
Chorus

<Beastie Boys ad-lib>

When people keep repeating
That you'll never fall in love
When everybody keeps retreating
But you can't seem to get enough

Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart

When everything feels all over
Everybody seems unkind
I'll give you a four leaf clover
Take all worry out of your mind

Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart

I have the only key to your heart
I can stop you falling apart
Try today, you'll find this way
Come on and give me a chance to say

Let my love open the door, it's all I'm living for
Release yourself from misery
There's only one thing gonna set you free
That's my love, that's my love

Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door

When tragedy befalls you
Don't let it drag you down
Love can cure your problems
You're so lucky I'm around

Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
Let my love open the door
To your heart


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