duckmauler and Mooseboy
Alfonzo
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I always
wanted to write a song that had a legitimate reason to
include Dippity-Do. The samples are what makes this one
NSFW. A parody of Rick Springfield's "Jessie's
Girl". Jheri Curls <--Click here
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| Jerry's been a
friend Yeah, you know he's been a good friend of mine But lately something's changed, it ain't hard to define Jerry's got this brand new hairdoo And I wish that it were mine Because it's got fantastic size And it's got such a thick volume I just know it And he wraps it in a towel When he washes it at night You know I wish that I had Jheri Curls I wish that I had Jheri Curls Why can't I have a hairdoo like that? I played along with this charade Though other people seem to think I have mange You know I squealed like a girl when I saw Jerry's doo But to make my hair look like that Takes a little more than Dippity-Do Because it's got fantastic size And it's got such a thick volume I just know it And he wraps it in a towel When he washes it at night You know I wish that I had Jheri Curls I wish that I had Jheri Curls Why can't I have a hairdoo like that? Like Jheri Curls I wish that I had Jheri Curls Why can't I have Why can't I have a hairdoo like that? And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time Wonderin' where my lost hairs can be There's a pattern to this baldness of mine Could it be my heredity? (NO!) Tell me Why can't I have a hairdoo like that? You know I wish that I had Jheri Curls I wish that I had Jheri Curls I want Jheri Curls Why can't I have a hairdoo like that? Like Jheri Curls I wish that I had Jheri Curls I want, I want Jheri Curls |
Jessie
is a friend, Yeah, I know he's been A good friend of mine But lately something's changed That ain't hard to define Jessie's got himself a girl And I want to make her mine And she's watching him with those eyes And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, Late at night You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl Where can I find a woman like that I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change You know, I feel so dirty When they start talking cute I wanna tell her that I love her, But the point is probably moot 'Cos she's watching him with those eyes And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night Like Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl Where can I find a woman, Where can I find a woman like that And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, Wondering what she don't see in me I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines Ain't that the way Love supposed to be Tell me, where can I find a woman like that [Solo] You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl I want Jessie's girl, Where can I find a woman like that, like Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I want, I want Jessie's girl |
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