duckmauler and Mooseboy
Alfonzo
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This is one of my
favorites. Simple, effective, and mentions Hair-in-a-Can.
A parody of the Beatles' "Nowhere
Man". No-Hair Man <--Click here
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Circle Head Men Featured
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| He's a real No
Hair Man, Sitting in his No Hair Land, Making all his No Hair Plans for nobody. Doesn't have a fancy doo, All the girls will say to you “Isn't he a bit like Ronnie Howard?” No Hair Man, please listen, You don't know what you're missing No Hair Man, have you tried that hair they sell in the can? He's as bald as he can be, Forehead’s pink and so shiny, No Hair Man with Rogaine at your call. No Hair Man, don't worry, Take your time, don't hurry, No Hair Man That John Quincy Adams look will come back Doesn't have a fancy doo, All the girls will say to you, “Isn't he a bit like that Clint Howard? “ No Hair Man, please listen, You don't know what you're missing, No Hair Man, have you tried that hair they sell in the can? He's a real No Hair Man, Sitting in his No Hair Land, Making all his No Hair Plans for nobody. Making all his No Hair Plans for nobody. Making all his No Hair Plans for nobody. |
He's a real nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody. Doesn't have a point of view, Knows not where he's going to, Isn't he a bit like you and me? Nowhere Man please listen, You don't know what you're missing, Nowhere Man,the world is at your command! (lead guitar) He's as blind as he can be, Just sees what he wants to see, Nowhere Man can you see me at all? Nowhere Man, don't worry, Take your time, don't hurry, Leave it all till somebody else lends you a hand! Doesn't have a point of view, Knows not where he's going to, Isn't he a bit like you and me? Nowhere Man please listen, you don't know what you're missing Nowhere Man, the world is at your command! He's a real Nowhere Man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody. Making all his nowhere plans for nobody. Making all his nowhere plans for nobody! |
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