Mooseboy Alfonzo and
His Prairie Troubadours
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| Mooseboy, can you
handle this? Yeah Mooseboy, can you handle this? I'm the Mooseboy and I can handle this? I don't think they can handle this! (Whoo!) Barely move, we've arrived Lookin sexy, lookin fly Baddest chick, chick inside DJ, jam tonight Spotted me a tender thang There you are, come on baby Don't you wanna dance with me Can you handle, handle me You know you gotta do much better If you gonna dance with me tonight You gotta work out all that jelly If you gonna dance with me tonight Read my lips carefully if you like what you see Move, groove, prove you can hang with me By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe Baby, can you handle this? Baby, can you handle this? Baby, can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this! (Whoo!) I'm about to break you off H-town goin hard Lead my hips, slap my thighs Swing my hair, square my eyes Lookin hot, smellin' good Groovin like I'm from the hood Over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss Can you handle, handle this I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe Move your body up and down (whoo!) Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!) I can't help but wonder why Is my vibe too vibealicious for you, babe I shake my jelly at every chance When I whip with my hips you slip in a trance I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz Shoo-be-do, do-be-do, wahh-wahh, do-be-do Yeah, yeah Scooby-do-wah-boo-yeah, baby I really dig it I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe (You are not ready What is that? Melba toast? You are certainly not ready) My body's too bootylicious for ya babe (Shoo-be-do, wahh-wahh, do-be-do, yeah, yeah Scooby-do-wah-boo-yeah, baby) My body's too bootylicious for ya babe (You should try Wonder Bread or Ritz Crackers You white bread honky cracker) My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe (Whoo!) |
Kelly,
can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? Beyonce, can you handle this? I don't think they can handle this (Whoo!) Better move, 'cause we've arrived Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly Baddest chick, chick inside DJ, jam tonight Spotted me, a tender thang There you are, come on baby Don't you wanna dance with me? Can you handle, handle me? You gotta do much better If you're gonna dance with me tonight You gotta work your jelly If you're gonna dance with me tonight Read my lips carefully, if you like what you see Move, groove, prove you can hang with me By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me Buckle your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe Baby can you handle this? Baby can you handle this? Baby can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this (Whoo!) I'm about to break you off H-town goin' hard, read my hips Slap my thighs, swing my hair Square my eyes Lookin' hot, smellin' good Groovin' like I'm from the hood Over my shoulder I blow you a kiss Can you handle, handle this? I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe Move your body up and down (whoo) Make your booty touch the ground (whoo) I can't help but wonder why (whoo) My vibe's too vibealacious for you babe I shake my jelly at every chance When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz [scatting] I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly (I don't think you're ready) I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this jelly I don't think you're ready for this My body's too bootylicious for ya baby |
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